Welcome back again! A new marketing fad has emerged in the hospital where I am practicing. Neatly framed advertisements in the room where we change for surgery, and even on the inside of the toilet doors. This one advert goes something like this: “200 Billion starts in our galaxy. 10 billion galaxies in our […]
Become a Doctor
“How To Cut Someone Open and Go Straight to Lunch…”
We meet again. Welcome back! There is a world hidden behind the conservative mask that the medical world projects. As a doctor, you have to act conservative, cool and collected in front of patients. This is because, if you were to play around and joke too much in front of a patient, they would start […]
A Day in the Life of a Surgeon
Welcome to The Apprentice Doctor’s Medical Club
Welcome! Heard the one about the guy who’s speaking frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. “No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!” You know, there really isn’t a better time […]